Oh yeah, duh, I forgot the laws of lowest-common-denominator dating.
But then my boyfriend, who was forced to watch this show with me, reminded me that dopey dudes on reality television pretty much always pick the tall, leggy blonde over the cute, short brunette — it's just TV science.
Let’s pause for a moment to reflect on how remarkable it is for a network executive to admit a show didn’t work because it was the same as other shows.
This is, of course, the problem plaguing a lot of reality television, but everyone keeps doing the same thing anyway.
The women are dealt one good hand — but the men still hold all the cards.
As we learned with Aaron Rodgers’ brother in the last season of The Bachelorette, any "professional athlete" (seriously, he called himself that) can star in a dating show if he/she is attractive and shameless enough.